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My name is Katie and I’m a 30 year old mother of three amazing, polar opposite tiny humans. My first delightful daughter is 15, our son is 9 and last, final, 100% positively forever baby girl of the family is 2.

I’d say thank you for visiting my page but I feel like it may be too soon since some may find it offensive😆 Regardless, I’ll say thank you anyways, in advance. You’re in for a trip!

I like to swear. Probably too much. I haven’t owned sneakers in 11 years. I’m crunchy. Some would say crispy. But I’m raw and real and if that’s what you’re looking for, someone to tell it like it is and #relate too, then I’m so happy you found this space.